My complaint about Yahoo Answers?

So here I am taking time out of my busy schedule to let you and maybe a few other people know that there is an inherent contradiction between Yahoo Answers's infantile form of exclusionism and basic human rights. One of the first facts we should face is that I cannot believe how many actual, physical, breathing, thinking people have fallen for Yahoo Answers's subterfuge. I'm thoroughly stunned. Admittedly, it may seem excessive to note that stoicism is a growing threat to society and should be outlawed. But that's because Yahoo Answers demands obeisance from its disciples. Then, once they prove their loyalty, Yahoo Answers forces them to attack the fabric of this nation. For those of you out there who don't know what I'm talking about, let me give you a quick explanation: Yahoo Answers's mottos have experienced a considerable amount of evolution (or perhaps more accurately, genetic drift) over the past few weeks.